"I wish I was taller," was Elaine's caption in the 1998 episode of <em>Seinfeld</em>. Can it get funnier than that? You can try over on <a href="http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?affiliate=ny-caption">The New Yorker's Caption Contest</a> page.
Release your inner author - the next round of All Things Considered's Three-Minute Fiction contest starts Saturday, March 10th, with a new judge, author Luis Alberto Urrea. The contest has a simple premise: Listeners submit original short stories with a 600-word limit that can be read aloud in three minutes or less.